Not really...
I decided that everytime I post a blog,
I'm going to add in a favorite photo.
This is not to show off,
but I'm hoping this will help me improve later on in the future as a way to look back,
and figure out what I need to work on.
I'm always up for some pointers,
so please tell me
if you think the picture is as worthless as the gum you stepped in today,
and what I can do to fix it up.
Thanks guys.
Now on to the blog.
I figured out a secret.
For some of you,
it's been in your head for years.
Haunting your dreams.
Some of you can get pretty lucky at solving the puzzle,
and have completed it before,
but you want to know how to do it again.
Good thing you chose to read Cheeseburger Jaunt.
Picture this scenario;
You're hungry, right?
you've been working,
exercising,
skateboarding,
loungin',
playing Foosball,
whatever it is that you do.
Your stomach is aching,
but you only have some change.
like a couple of nickels,
quarters,
dimes and stuff.
so you go up to the nearest Taco Bell.
if you think it's gross,
well then you tell that to the starving children.
FACE.
Everyone knows about that little game thing they have.
you drop the coin,
and end up wasting your time.
every now and then catching a burrito or something
but here's the tip;
you drop the coin,
it lands,
now what you need to do is slightly tilt that bizz in the direction you want it to go,
NOT TOO MUCH.
then you take the handle thing that goes through the cylinder,
and kind of make it hop up and down a bit.
that coin will slowly but surely get to the other platform
by way of being bounced.
you have to be careful with this tilting though,
or the coin will fall,
then you have to write me in all sad saying,
"Ethan, your idea didn't work! You have no idea what you're talking about!"
blame Donovan Strain or The Berrics,
okay?
now once you've made it down,
and you've got your food,
get that free cup of water,
and go mingle with some friends.
you drop the coin,
and end up wasting your time.
every now and then catching a burrito or something
but here's the tip;
you drop the coin,
it lands,
now what you need to do is slightly tilt that bizz in the direction you want it to go,
NOT TOO MUCH.
then you take the handle thing that goes through the cylinder,
and kind of make it hop up and down a bit.
that coin will slowly but surely get to the other platform
by way of being bounced.
you have to be careful with this tilting though,
or the coin will fall,
then you have to write me in all sad saying,
"Ethan, your idea didn't work! You have no idea what you're talking about!"
blame Donovan Strain or The Berrics,
okay?
now once you've made it down,
and you've got your food,
get that free cup of water,
and go mingle with some friends.
p.s.
Next thurday,
don't wear shoes.
not to school,
not to work,
not to your friends house,
not while your out walking in an alley way full of broken glass.
here's the why,
you've heard of Toms?
they are encouraging the whole world to go without shoes for one day.
let's do it.
it sounds rad.
Next thurday,
don't wear shoes.
not to school,
not to work,
not to your friends house,
not while your out walking in an alley way full of broken glass.
here's the why,
you've heard of Toms?
they are encouraging the whole world to go without shoes for one day.
let's do it.
it sounds rad.
Beg God to work in your life,
and He will.
Let Jesus show you love,
and He will.
Ask the Spirit to give you guidance,
and He will.
Keep those eyes open though,
the Trinity might work in some weird ways.
and He will.
Let Jesus show you love,
and He will.
Ask the Spirit to give you guidance,
and He will.
Keep those eyes open though,
the Trinity might work in some weird ways.
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